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March 26, 2008

Re: Sarkozy for President

Helpful Hint to Mr. Reed: You will find it difficult to read this post with your lips pasted to that full-screen image of Nicolas Sarkozy on your monitor.

I don't pretend to know much about Nicolas Sarkozy, so I thought I'd survey a few Sarkozy experts to get their opinions. In particular, I asked them: "Is Stephen Reed right? Does Nicolas really put principle first?" Here are their responses*:

"Nicolas?! Mon Dieu, how I hate that man! Principled?? Yes, I suppose he's principled. Evidently, Sarkozy's personal principle is 'I Only Stay Married to Hot Young Babes.'" -- Marie-Dominique Culioli, a.k.a. Madame Sarkozy #1, mother of three of his children

"I left my first husband for that principled man Nicolas. So I'm no saint. But I've found Nicolas' principles to be akin to the 'great Jacobin victory' at the Bastille -- more fiction than fact." -- Cécilia Ciganer-Albéniz, a.k.a. Madame Sarkozy #2, mother of one of his children, and former model

"Nicolas believes in only the best Brie, better champagne, and only, ONLY the most beautiful women of France. Like me! Ain't it cool?!" -- Carla Gilberta Bruni, a.k.a. Madame Sarkozy #3, former model

Well, one out of three ain't bad, Stephen.

*(Notice to humorless souls and their lawyers: NO, these are OBVIOUSLY not real quotes.)

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